i should not be allowed to look at screencaps ever
y’all are so annoying about dogs tbh i see posts like “there’s probably a doggy all the way across the world wagging its tail right now I have butterflies” get a job u fuckin hippies
i love that kids don’t understand the concept of money. i heard a kid at walmart today grab a bag of beef jerky and say “i’m just going to have this” and when his mom said “you can’t just take that” he said “who is going to stop me”
inmate: what u in for
me: torrenting anime
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
today on satan makes a blog post
I think I learned this through this post years ago
I just made what I believe to be the most perfect pancake I’ve ever made in my life.
2000+ people are very happy for you
Reblogging for the fREAKING SUNCAKE.
New trend in wedding cakes. It’s a good trend.
why wasn’t I told about this
This show received 42 emmy nominations.
imagine an alternate timeline where guns were never invented and swords just kept getting cooler
high!dean literally kills me
no money no family 16 in the middle of miami